California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates.
Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month (And here I thought the parents would be the most important person to ask).
It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.
In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags.
You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission (There must be a lot of tickets for this one).
Women may not drive in a house coat (House coat? Yep, you're pointing to your age with that one).
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour (I would hope 0 would be a good law for NO driver).
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses (How are they going to fulfill this one? ).
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale (of course, let's go get a shotgun and drive up and down the coast! Idiots!).
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Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. (Damn, that's my secret hiding place, ya know?)
Masks may not be worn in public.
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday (I thought that was the day for playing them!).
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death (this one is to stop trains from derailing...).
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind (Is this like spitting into it?).
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile (when was the last time you drove with a lantern on your car?).
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It is illegal to sell one's eye (who would buy it? Gross!).
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather (It must be stuck on hot and dry!).
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office (like aliens?).
The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed (Ya know, this is just so generous of those already planning on committing a crime!).
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense (I thought it was Queers and Steers in Texas? Don't get your panties in a bunch, it's a saying!).
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home (Damn the bad luck).
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone (Then there will be two trains going nowhere fast).
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos (How do you even report this law? Or check it! The proper Texas law official would not want anything to do with this one! LOL).
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel (but okay from all others?).
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow (Isn't that the udder truth! *snorts* I couldn't help it).
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Enjoy the smile!